What is the best advice you could give to yourself?

It doesnt matter what your age or sex is, what would be the best advice you could give to yourself to make you feel better, or motivated?What is the best advice you could give to yourself?
If you don't live for something, you'll die for nothing.What is the best advice you could give to yourself?
so i am working out, first i set a goal, like do 500 pushups. i did like 300 and felt so lazy and tired, whatever so i was just layin on the floor like i was about to sleep. well i kept talking to myself in my head,


';never give up, what the hell are you doing finish and accomplish your goal'; then theres like the other voice in my head '; you already did 300 blah blah'; so i just keep sayin in my head ';never give up'; talk more with the + side than the negative and eventully i got up and finished the goal.
';Don't listen to BadBeast, he'll get you in trouble.';





So I'd ignore this advice, because of it's shaky source, thereby creating a divergent Universe, in which I never give me the Advice, (because I know I wont listen to it anyway). But because the Parallel Divergence Quotient


is less than Planck's Constant, x Temporal Viscosity, the divergent Universe is moving exactly 60 x slower than this, the observant Universe.


This means that for every minute I studied from the observant Universe, (U~~) In the divergent Universe, (U~) a whole Hour would subjectively pass. So I could watch over my course of actions, and make a note of any


options that should / shouldn't be taken. I begin to obsessively note down


every detail that might be relevant. But all this studying of my future self, from behind, as it were, has severely weakened my Temporal Gravitortion Potential, so now I just skip backwards and forwards along my own agitated Temporal Axis, and the default settings are in my boot record.


And the only way I can get to my boot menu, is to re-incarnate, as myself, in (U~) without giving the game away to my future self.


And now look what's happened, do you see?


Your stupid question has created a Quantum Feedback loop, and now I'm going to have to change the original advice I neglected to give myself, last time, ....Um, got it.





Mission Log,New Directive:


Whatever you do, you must resist any urge to give any advice, to anyone, at all. If you see this question at any point in the future, do not,


under any circumstances look to see how you answered it. Or you'll end up like Erwin Schrodingers Chesire Cat.


Or was that Lewis Carrolls Spatial Displacement Harmonics theory, as applied to reflective crystalline structures. Can't remember,....oh no, ....I'm becoming.......unglued!,.....


.***Disappears in a puff of flawed logic**
The advice I give myself the most is to simply stay true to who I am...


It seems as long as I do that, everything else just sort of falls into place. Simple, uncomplicated, and nothing profound... just sensible.
think before i talk**


damn, i keep talking all nonsence, and end up with hell lot of problems, specially with my parents, (and even relatives, sometimes)
Try Try Until you Succeed!
dont look back and regret you doing mistakes look forward correct them
Smoke weed!
I would tell myself to stop being so stubborn!! and you only live once make the time you have worth it and memorable
';Snap out of it..life is a struggle most of the time. Don't give up.';

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