Nancy Pelosi has asked ME to be her adviser and accompany her to Iran, what advice should I give her?

Every since I got this TOP CONTRIBUTOR badge under my name the world has opened up for me in a big way. Thank you Yahoo Answers.Nancy Pelosi has asked ME to be her adviser and accompany her to Iran, what advice should I give her?
Tell her to stay there among her comrades, we wont miss her.Nancy Pelosi has asked ME to be her adviser and accompany her to Iran, what advice should I give her?
Tell her to go over to a group of men, lift up her burka and show some leg.
Tell her when she gets to Iran she should strip to her undies and run through downtown Tehran waving an American flag
Tell her to do the job she is paid for in D.C. before she worries about anything else.
Tell her she will be fine as long as she doesn't listen to any of your bullsh*t
Ask her when she became President.
Tell her she's doing an excellent job filling the leadership void that has been in Washington during these past six years. She should keep doing what she is doing.
your ignorance will not be needed
Advise her to find a new adviser.
Auntie, would you advise her to take that scarf and wrap it really tight around her neck and do a strip tease while cursing like a trucker in front of her terrorist audience.
Tell her to wear a mini-skirt and carry a bible. We'll never see her again.
She needs to know her place
LOL---------give her a prayer mat-------a camel-----and then leave her there
tell her to shut up ,stay home and buy a better looking scarf.
Why don't you ask the REPUBLICAN congressmen who accompanied her on her last trip.
Advice? Try the goat's eyes.
Tell her to fire whoever it was that recommended you as an advisor.
You're f'in kidding.
to go jump off a cliff