What is the best piece of advice that your parents gave you?

Besides wearing clean underwear everyday just in case you get run over by a bus:)))





Thank YouWhat is the best piece of advice that your parents gave you?
Dad:





'Don't **** anything you can't lift.'


'Do un to others before they do it to you.'


'Always look after number one.'


'Never kill another living thing if you can avoid it.' (he'll even put a fly outside rather than swat it)


'Don't get into a fight. Run if you have to. But don't get into a fight. But if you do, kill 'em. Don't muck about. But don't get into a fight.' (He didn't mean kill them! This was his way of saying: 'stay out of trouble, but if trouble finds you, it's not going to be nice, clean and Queensbury Rules. Be prepared to fight dirty.' Thankfully, I've never been in a fight.)


'There's lot's of idiots out there.' (Never a truer word spoken)


'Most people are prats.' (Correct, also.)





Mum:





'Sometimes you have to take your father with a pinch of salt.'


'You can't take it with you.' (i.e. Money)What is the best piece of advice that your parents gave you?
“This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days, smiles when sadness intrudes, rainbows to follow the clouds, laughter to kiss your lips, sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag, beauty for your eyes to see, friendships to brighten your being, faith so that you can believe, confidence for when you doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept the truth, Love to complete your life.”


“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”


“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”


“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”


my parents always told quotes n i loved to listen n now i tell em dunno y it jus passed on these r some of the ones they told me!
';Follow your own wishes,because it's your own life.We're just here to guide you.'; Somewhere along that line.Just to say that they won't try to tell me what I should do,but I should know myself.





';Be realistic.'; Don't have your head up in the clouds,and don't bite off more than you can chew.





';Don't get into fights,because you will lose either way.'; Probably means that I'll be punished by my school or the police.What I tell them all the time is ';F*ck my school,and f*ck the police.They've never done anything for me,so why should they decide my actions?'; But from that I've learnt to be reasonable.





';They won't bury your money with you when you die.'; Which means that there are more important things in life other than money.





';Always be respectful in front of your elders/superiors.'; No need to tell me to respect my elders,but I would give my superiors a bit of venom from time to time.
Never make an important decision if you are stressed or angry, could it could well be the wrong decision - sleep on it first and when you are calmer you usually make the right choice..
1: If you cant be good be careful


2: (me mum was adamant about this 1) - never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle
If you ever support Man u , you can pack your bags and go and live in a orphanage.
Dont support Arsenal!
There are 2 things you need to be careful of as to where you put it:





1) Your signature





2) You d^ck
never to go near them sluts you get on the street.








edit -:( miz b you seem angry towards me recently. just wait till i cook you a meal in my kitchen ;)
Get an education and you can fufill any dream even football
In marriage learn how to switch off while still look as though your paying attention
be nice and polite to everyone if their not polite to you don't show them that it bothers you
behind every successful man, there's a surprised woman
Dont trust italian men
don't do anything or say anything to anyone that you would not like or said to you
Always be grateful.





Keep those fingers out of your nose, there's no treasure in there!!
Wasn't real good..because it sure as heck didn't work ..lol
Never ever trust a Kopite
never marry a serial killer.





can't fault them x
if there is a chance of a better opportunity abroad or Job etc - don't worry about us take it
Every kick in the butt is in fact a step forward!!!
Follow your dreams?!?
Red is the colour of sin and guilt and anger
hit by a bus....lol..my mum always said that..';make sure youve got clean strides on..bloody hell whats the first thing youd do if your about to get hit by a bus..exactly shate yourself
Sounds naff... but my dad told me all he wanted me to be was happy.
Learn how to say No, and NEVER let people walk all over you....